its jus me.......

I've just woke up... I'm not happy but dun worry, i'm not angry as well... So there wont be any vulgar words used in this post... Its just a sudden urge to blog, because i'm really depressed..

Dear world,
Do i have a behavioural problem? Am i a hypocrite? People out there who thinks i am, then i shall be from ur prospect... There's nothing i can do to change it... I can have a lengthy post defending myself, but i chose not to....

People alwiz tell me to look at my cup as half full, but they can't deny that it is half empty as well... I have lots of negative thinkings... I agree... I choose to be this way... Its my choice... If u r not happy with it, i'm sorry... Because when i see it being half empty, i emphatise on the room for improvement than volume i have left to back me up... Say i'm not contented? I might not be... Because people are alwiz greedy... A FACT KNOWN LONG LONG TIME AGO SINCE ANCIENT CIVILISATION... If human live in a contented phase, trust me, we wont have civilisation... British wouldn't join WW1... They won't have pressured Alan Turing to invent the first computer protocol....U won't be able to read my blog on world wide web... No, u are currently using the machine of war... A machine that was born bcuz of greediness... A machine invented by my clan of people, the greedy pigs like me.... I don't wanna be bothered by how many sips of water left in the cup before i finish my supply, i wanna know how much water that i can add in... I wanna fill the cup, so that one sunny day, i can drink it without worrying that i'll finish it... I'll share them... Though most people think i wont, think im a selfish bitch (jus one not so vulgar pls), but i know deep down, i will... I might mourn and complain in my blog... But i still will... I choose to think that my cup is not half fool....

If u really think im a bitch, take a cup of water plz, and set an appointment wit me... I'll allow u to splash it on my face... I think i've lost a fren today.... Someone who believe in seeing the cup is half full.... A bright fren... A close fren... But, might no longer be my fren... That's why im depressed...

Jus an update, there might not be anymore post on this blog, no Part 2 of 'what a mystery'... I might start a new blog, but it shall remain anynomous... I'm crying as i leave my sad sad blogspot that brought a disastrous event in my life... Good bye for now....

What a mystery?

Today is the day… the bloody day that I ragged about in my past few blogs… I hated today, I woke up late and the F***ing driver was ridiculously rude…



But the event very well, RTM did turn up... And i would like to virtually spank myself for being a sarcastic bastard to pray for the tsunami to come and bash up the event... Many many apologies... Because, today, the collection reached up to 86 pints of blood, and this supply could only last the blood bank for 3 days... 3 sick days... 3 short days... 3 DAYS ONLY!... No wonder they complained that the bank is running dry... I even crack a joke saying maybe draculas have been stealing those stale blood... *SPANK SPANK* *SPANK SPANK U AS WELL* Shame on u guys who could donate but didn't

brave heroes and heroins doin their part

But i wasn't much of a help there... Couldn't donate for both personal and medical reasons... But, did manage to drag few people to the Student Lounge until it was overcrowdedly packed... Decided to tour around Kota Samarahan campus, taking shots here and there *SNAP SNAP* More den 100 shots taken, yes, i have obsessive compulsive nature, if u ask...

Here i presnt to u, the SIGNS OF KOTA SAMARAHAN..

So many nice signs... Nice untill i thought KS people are retarded that they creatively did 2 different signs to convey the same meaning... Can you spot them? Let me try....

Hey, wait!! did u see wat i saw?

What happen to the toilet sign? It was a nice multisexual cubicle sign when i snap it just not long ago.. Now it sounds spooky, just like the SHUTTER...

Let's investigate further... First, inspection... (WARNING: THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE)
Eyes:
- one pair:normal
- postioned at the left axillary fossa of female symbol and right axillary fossa of the male symbol: abnormal
- pupils are dark black and rotated to the right : absolutely abnormal

Eyebrows:
- one pair, at superior of eyes: normal
- left eyebrow bushier than right: suspected eyebrow neoplasia for left and suspected eyebrow aplasia for right

Skin complexion:
-color is tanned orange: normal
-complexion changes slowly for fairer at right side to darker at left side. provisional diagnosis: none? (suspect didn't invest enough money in good sunblock - used cheapo hazelsnow that is obsolete from the market already, instead of protective banana boat)

Conclusion: Suspect is abnormal, diagnosed with both aplasia and neoplasia of eyebrows and uses cheapo hazelsnow.

Palpation: no signs

So who is this suspect? He seems familiar though... But i don't know any people from ks... Not as far as i remember...

*Think think and think*

Erm... i still don't get it... So people, plz, if u recall anythin... remind me ya... Tanx a million in advance

To be continue...

Vote....

Short and simple...

Vote for mrs shyangies....

Bcuz this fren posted 2 posts saying he wants to find a gf... I'm publicizing for him!! *Another angelic act of mine! wink wink* Haha, no offence la... Shyang, if u dun like the idea, i'll remove... Just tell me... Im putting up a stupid post cuz im so stupid till i've got nothing stupidier to do...

Update at 9.30pm: Poll has been removed due to request by shyangies... for result, can ask me directly... Sigh, less den 2 hrs poll ny...

reply.....

Well, now should i set the gendre(pronounced as 'jaun' as in jaundice and 'dre' as in stuffing ur mouth wit marshmellows and reading audrey aloud) for this blog as hatred? i din know the tiniest post of all got the most attention...

my blog has been craving attention for a very very long time... Even ppl like this and this whom i din know would be interested to drop by here actually tiny bitly included me in their blog (in both good and bad way)...*How touched(in a sarcastic tone, mind me)* All this while i tot my readers were my mom (yes, MY MOM), my pathetic little bro and a few close knitted frens....

What if i tell u guys that my hatred post was part of my cheapo publiscity to attract more visitors ar? Dun like ar, dun read la.... And stop telling me when i scold i very sat ie. wit great great hatred! Better go study for quiz....

Appear on tv

Blood donation thing is becoming really really MAJOR event here... Though not everyone is talking bout it... And sum ppl(like me) is cursing the hell out of it...

So this situation really took place...

x: May i know who is interested to donate blood for our campaign next Sat?
decent, not guilty! but only few lifted their deltoid and supraspinatus
x: For your information, either TV3 or RTM will be doing a coverage on this event..
WTF, guity as charged.. People donate blood to donate blood. Not to appear on Tv u morons. Look into the objectives b4 opening ur filthy mouth.

So to help out with the "omg-tv3-and-rtm is coming" thing, let me present to you....

DADAAAAAA!!!! The first UNIMED @ UNISTAR BLOODY STAR SEARCH!

btw, from what i heard, ks ppl said mass media will be doing a coverage.. Did they mention bout tv3 and rtm? NO!!! It could just b the cheapo-bornea post, that i don't read at all! And even if tv3 or rtm is comin, so what's so great bout it? U wanna appear on tv? Go and bomb the klcc la, and tell me bout ur plan so i can inform the police and mass media... *wink wink* who know, they might award me wit sumthin and i can share it with u, even if u'll be in jail by then... WIN WIN STRATEGY YA!

BTW, if u really plan to bomb, do it on the Feb 11, its auspious, as the double one figure looks like twin tower... and u can have more time preparing! If u need a banner, do tell me, i'll be glad to help u with that! The theme shall be: APPEAR ON TV, BOMB KLCC!

So wtf am i writing so many blady non-sense here?
1. Talk in a nice way to ur collegue.
X: As RTM and TV3 will be doing a coverage on this event, we need ur SUPPORT!
i'm so angelic. take a lesson from me,x!
2. Stop creating a big bullshit out of blood donation! I seriously hope a tsunami attack might take place and steal the limelight. U people deserve it!

Halfway thru completion....

Take a look... at my pirated work!!! ;p

All time bitch!

U F***ING bitch... Screw you hard!!! If u dunno who im screwing here, dun ask... If u know, keep ur blady mouth shut.... Bastard moronic retarded pea-brained bitch!

speed

x: hey, can u get the posters done by 4?
me: wat 4.00 pm, as in today's 4 pm? but i've only got break between 12.30 pm to 2.30pm.....(*&@#%^& in my heart!)
x: i need 2 designs...
me: can't we jus have one?
x: 2 means 2...
me:.......(&^$%^##!@$ cursing continues)

Within the speedy 2hrs, this is what i've produced....





So, you morons, go donate ur blood, after all the hard work i've done....(*%#%^$#)

Funny talk caught on act…

Yeap, I should be mourning now.. As my previous block result turn out as a patch of s***… But, the psycho me decided I’ll start mourning at 1.00pm, after I finish this blog.

Okie this is what happened.. Result came out, some happy faces, some sad faces… Some decide when to be sad and when not to be…

Legend: Grade X-above average XX-average XXX-below average

Case 1

A: WTF… How come so bad one my result…. Below average lerr… Grade XXX…. So bad… CGPA also parachuting……
***Blab la bla…. More complains…. Till A meet wit B
A: B, wat u got?
B: XX lo… U?
A: …..Grade XXX…. So bad… Bla bla bla… What C got ar?
B: Same as u… XXX….
A: Huh, C oso tat bad ar? Erm, now I feel a lot better cuz C's result oso not that good….
B: ..........

Case 2
A: Aiyo, I very scared ler. They got amendment for our result. Stupid pc mark wrongly
B: Dun worry, I saw dy… Our name area on the paper no one fail…
***Konon trying to comfort A
A: Izzit… But I still worry lerr…
B: What’s ur result before amendment?
A: A
B:…………….......

***B only got B and was trying to comfort A who got A…..

Now, time to mourn………….